I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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