Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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