Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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