Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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