Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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