your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize