Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
third nipple confirmed
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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