I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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