That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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