She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I want a musical about memes.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
