She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize