Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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