I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
her vagine was all disorganized.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
