...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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