are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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