a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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