So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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