Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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