Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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