Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
