Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
