We're facebook friends in real life
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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