I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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