yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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