I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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