I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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