is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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