just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
