I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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