I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm both gender and math confused
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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