At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
that's an acceptable place to lick
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
