Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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