She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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