Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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