She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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