I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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