The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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