but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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