Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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