she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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