I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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