scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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