he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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