I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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