i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My penis needs a shock collar
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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