I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Enjoy the penises
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
