Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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