I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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