Non-Jews are for practice
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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