watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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