It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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