Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Quick, to the slutcave!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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