ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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