belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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